I live my life to the beat of my internal soundtrack. When I'm in the elevator my mind goes all freaky muzak on me. It's disturbin...
Internal Soundtrack. Ninja Style.
I've also been told it's no longer cool. Dang. I miss the 80's sometimes.
For a clumsy chick I have some pretty graceful moments, especially when I'm wearing my slippers. They're practically magic, these slippers of mine. They are shiny, pale blue, and have wee little ribbon bows on the toes.
VanderVision Tip of the Day: You don't have to be stylish to be awesome. Seriously, you don't. It's a real thing.
So when I'm wearing these girly little slippers of mine, I move super quietly through the house. Ninja style. And every time I do, a line from a BNL song plays in my head . . . ''The ninjas are deadly and silent, they're also unspeakably violent...'' BNL is awesome. If you don't like BNL, you're not as awesome as you think you are.
It's too hot for wearing slippers this summer, so my wannabe-ninja moments are pretty few. Right now my internal soundtrack is playing Flight of the Bumblebee and I'm resisting the temptation to shove a pencil into my ear in a desperate attempt to turn it off. My musical education has been just the tiniest bit too broad, if you ask me. Ah, that got me thinking about the Big Band era and now Glenn Miller is reverberating through my thoughts (extra points if you can tell me what's ironic about that).
What's playing on your internal soundtrack right now? And if you don't have one, get one. It's an intrinsic part of being awesome.
About author: Kimberly VanderHorst
Kimberly Vanderhorst wrote her first book when she was seven (it was totally awesome, but the world isn't ready for it yet), and her next when she was twenty-seven. When asked to account for the intervening decades, she likes to suggest the possibility of alien abduction with as straight a face as possible.