Dear Neighbour-Fellow with the Toque that Makes You Look like a Potato-Head, You make me smile. Thanks for that. Gratefully, The Op...
Letters from Kim
Dear Neighbour-Fellow with the Toque that Makes You Look like a Potato-Head,
You make me smile. Thanks for that.
The Optometrist's Wife who OBVIOUSLY needs to get herself an Appointment to see her Husband. Soon.
Please stop leaving your boots on top of the heat vent. Yes, they dry out faster. Yes, they feel all luverly and warm when you next put them on. But our house smells like feet.
She With the Overactive Olfactory Lobes
Dear New Vacuum,
With Worrying Levels of Affection,
The Punny Gal Whose Back Doesn't Seize up After Vacuuming Anymore
p.s. Seriously. You are AWESOME.
Please stop wetting your hair in the sink AFTER you've brushed your teeth. Seriously. Gross.
VanderVision Tip of the Day: Seeing the humour in life makes it infinitely more bearable. Also, the weirdest things are funny when you're skating by on 3-4 hours of sleep a night.
About author: Kimberly VanderHorst
Kimberly Vanderhorst wrote her first book when she was seven (it was totally awesome, but the world isn't ready for it yet), and her next when she was twenty-seven. When asked to account for the intervening decades, she likes to suggest the possibility of alien abduction with as straight a face as possible.